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Some bullet points and a video

NS July 13th, 2009

  • Jetlag is almost cured. Children now back to their usual bedtime and crack-of-dawn wake time. The 10am wakings were good while they lasted…for a whole two days.
  • I want to give a medal to all of the people who have successfully parented a child through the ages of two and three and lived to tell the tale. Seriously y’all, this shit takes some reserves of patience and inner strength that I may have to hire excavating equipment to find within me.
  • I am scaring myself with how many times a day I wish I could freeze The Noble Baby in his current state, at nearly 10 months old. He is so much fun right now — getting into everything, becoming really curious about the world around him and increasingly mobile (started crawling on our holiday!), babbling and starting to repeat gestures and laughing at silly faces and noises. I look at him and squeal “You are so freakin’ adorable” and coo and pinch his cheeks at least five times a day, like I’m some great spinster aunt who just looooooves babies but only ever gets to see one about once every three years and so goes completely overboard when faced with one in the flesh. I love love love this age, it is my absolute favourite. However, it does make me feel a smidgen guilty that I’m dreading him becoming a toddler because then I feel like I’m hatin’ on my daughter for being three, when it’s not her fault that she is so infuriating, annoying and troublesome 50% of the time. Must remember the other, oh-so-hilarious-and-wonderful 50% of her, too.
  • My sister is here visiting and we break out the wine between 5-6pm nearly every evening. Thank god for sisters, is all I can say, for reminding us that we don’t have to stop drinking when we have kids. And the lady can make a mean, mean cocktail. She is uber-useful, amongst her other great qualities. Love ya, sis!
  • Someone’s dog(s) keep crapping right on our front drive. I suspect it is my trashy, horrible next-door neighbours (who happen to have three huge dogs) and I have resolved today that if I discover it IS them, I am going to place the messiest, stinkiest, leakiest nappy on their front step one morning, sunny side up. So help me god, I am serious. I’m a vindictive little bitch.
  • I never get tired of the film “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.”
  • Rachel Maddow could kick Bill O’Reilly’s ass, anytime. And I really wish she would. He needs a beatdown and that news ninja is just the one to give it to him, I think.
  • My parents and husband suprised me on my 30th birthday while we were in the US by renting out the bed and breakfast where we had our wedding. I had no idea they were planning it and was truly, genuinely surprised, which is such a rarity these days. It was a spectacular walk down memory lane, to have a drink on the same roof where we had our pictures taken in our formal attire; to get in the same hot tub; to sleep (ahem) in the same bed; and eat at the same breakfast table. The owners were away and no one else was there so we had the entire place to ourselves. To kiss my husband on the steps where we said “I do” all those years ago and see our two children playing nearby was the most magical, wonderful birthday present and one I will never forget. Thank you, TNH and the Noble Parents.
  • I was skinnier immediately after giving birth to TNB than I had been since 2003. I put this down to the magic weight loss diet that is Breastfeeding and happily continued stuffing my face. Unfortunately, when a baby starts on solids and drops even just a couple of feeds, the weight piles back on. And I don’t mean a pound or two overall, I mean like a fucking freight train of fat come to roost in ma belly. That was a complete mangling of the metaphor, but you get my drift. In the last two months (since TNB started on solids in earnest, and after my American holiday), I have gained a whopping 15 lbs! I am not even joking. The trousers I used to need a belt to even keep up are now pretty snug and I feel like a stuffed sausage in my cute summer t-shirts. Right now I am rocking the baby doll shirt and yoga pants look until I can shed some of this weight and get back on track after Gluttonypalooza 2008/09. Yoga classes start on Wednesday and I’m beginning the Couch-to-5k programme a week after that. With a little work and some luck, those pounds will be shed, oh yes.
  • Finally, a really cool animation of an interview with John Lennon in 1969, by a teenage boy who snuck into his hotel room. Hat tip to the amazing and creatively rich Eris at Welcome to the Planet
  • The sights of summer

    NS July 7th, 2009

    My visit in the US is drawing to a close and I will be arriving back in London on Friday morning. My sister is flying back with me and staying for another week and I’m sure the jetlag and laundry will keep me busy for a few days as well so posting will continue to be sparse for just a little while longer. In the interim, a few pictures taken with my new camera and my new love, the Canon Rebel XSi.

    Warm days

    Sun and sangria

    Chicago skyline

    Tiny tapdancer

    First dill pickle

    My 30th birthday cake

    My alma mater

    Around campus

    Flowers outside the winery

    A dual citizen on Independence Day

    You can teach a new dog cool tricks

    NS June 24th, 2009

    I woke up at 7am this morning, completely perplexed. The Noble Baby hasn’t slept past 5.30 since we arrived, with some days starting at 3 or 4. I picked him up and walked into the living room, where I heard my sister’s and TNC’s voices. I assumed TNC had only just woken up as well so asked my sister, “Did she come and get you just now?” to which she replied, “Um, no. She came and woke me up at 5.30 this morning. When I asked her where you were she said ‘Mummy is so very tired, she needs to sleep.’ I assume you put her up to this?”

    I wish I could take the credit for this stroke of genius but, hand on heart, I didn’t. I have to say though, I really, really like it. And god bless her cottons, I really did need that extra bit of sleep. I’m sure her motivation was nothing more than a desire to play with her fun auntie instead of boring ol’ mum but I’d like to think her toddler’s intuition played a part. Whatever the reason, it was most welcome. I think I’m officially over the jetlag.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go drink a cold beer on the deck and later, after the kids are in bed and I’ve had some lovely grilled chicken and vegetables, watch fireflies light up amongst the leaves of the trees swaying in the balmy breeze.

    I could really, really get used to this again.

    A thunderous welcome

    NS June 19th, 2009

    I’m still in shock.

    The flight went so well and passed by so quickly that I don’t feel as if we flew on a plane but a magical time machine. There were no hitches. None. We got up on time, got ready in time, got into the taxi on time and were given bulkhead seats without even asking. We got through security in less than 10 minutes and even though TNC got patted down and security-wanded, she thought it was great fun. Both children settled in well and we were given a sky cot for The Noble Baby. He didn’t sleep in it at all but it was a great place for him to sit and play or, when he was on our laps, a place to throw our empty drink bottles, blankets, toys, etc..

    We watched Coraline (fantastic film, highly recommend) and I even managed to read a chapter of my book and have a glass of wine with the meal. There was no running, no tantrums, no screaming or crying, until the very, very end when TNC fell asleep right before we began the descent and she was forced to sit up in her seat with seatbelt on. Even then, the crying was fairly short-lived. Astonishment does not even begin to cover it. I had mentally prepared myself for a long, drawn-out battle that would leave me in a crumpled heap of defeat, all blubbering and stress and fury, in the arrivals hall.

    Perhaps this does not seem all that amazing or significant to you, but if you knew my past history with traveling, even before I had children, you would know that me plus airplanes and airports usually results in mayhem and misery. From my two-day European mishap to bomb scares at O’Hare involving sitting outside in the baking heat watching SWAT teams descend from helicopters to missed connections and lost tickets, flying for me is never straightforward. So to have an eight hour flight with two small children go so swimmingly is nothing short of a miracle to me.

    I watched the wide, sprawling roads and pavements pass by as we drove from the airport and arrived at my sister’s enormous flat with the green-eyed monster weighing heavily on my back. Look at all this room! Cars can drive in opposite directions on a road and not have to dodge in and out of parked cars and perform elaborate headlight-flashing morse code acrobatics to indicate who should go first. You can walk into a store and not immediately bump into a display stacked ceiling-high. My sister’s apartment is at least four times as big as my entire house (no joke!) and has air-conditioning, ceiling fans, a dishwasher, garbage disposal, private parking and FOUR bathrooms. Four! I know I’ve been on the tiny island we call Great Britain too long when these things have me open-mouthed and wide-eyed still, even hours after our arrival. The inevitable “everything in England is crap and tiny” feeling has already started and I know I’ll be eyeing up property websites with a dream in my heart before the first week is up. I also know, without a doubt, that the fantasy move will not materialize (at least not for a good few years) and that by the end of the trip I will also be sick to the teeth of American infomercials, personal injury lawyers, perfect teeth and permatans on news presenters, fast food outlets and strip malls, and various other things that annoy me about my homeland.

    As it is, I’ve had a very good start to my trip. Not only did the journey go well but this morning, awakened at 3am local time by my jetlagged and confused children, we were treated to a magnificent midwestern thunderstorm. Pouring, steady rain; warm humid air; lightning streaking across the night sky and thunder that rumbled and grumbled like an old man’s cough and a dog’s warning growl. I opened the back door to listen to the raindrops clattering on the wooded deck and smell the air, vivid with electricity and sound and humidity, so thick and forceful that I almost felt I could reach out and grab it in my hands. I inhaled deeply and smelled my childhood come flooding back, my previous life. I was lucky to grow up where and how and when I did, this I know. And that I get to share that with my kids as they grow up, even if it’s only every other year, for three weeks at a time, it’s enough for me. If they ever appreciate the smell of a rainstorm and learn to love the sound of thunder, I will be satisfied that at least some of my heart’s beginnings have been passed down to them.

    A stranger in my own land, certainly, but this land and this force of nature will never be a stranger to me. It will always welcome me back into the fold like a mother’s embrace, full of forgiveness and love even when the chid has strayed.

    What a welcome home.

    Is Chicago, is not Chicago*

    NS June 17th, 2009

    *Bonus points to whoever knows the title song

    Well, we’re off. Tomorrow morning at 7.30am a giant taxi will arrive to take two adults, two children, two carseats, four suitcases and three carry-on bags to Heathrow, where we will begin the 12-hour journey (8 hour flight; 4 at airports) to Chicago. I’ve been looking forward to this trip immensely since we booked it back in January and while in a way it seems like it’s been forever, it’s suddenly crept up on me quickly, as time does.

    Posting will be light, obviously. So adios, mi amigos. I’ll catch up with you all when I’m back in three weeks.

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