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Breastfeeding to beat cancer

NS October 22nd, 2008

If you’ve been noticing an extreme amount of pink on t-shirts, jackets, bags, cars, banners and bumper stickers, it’s because it’s October, baby, and that means it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I know I’m a little late in the month doing this but better late than never!

I’m not going to talk to you about checking your breasts for lumps, getting mammograms, the need for more research and care facilities or fundraising efforts (though these are all things that merit discussion as well). I want to talk about a preventative measure that you may be able to take to help reduce your chances of being diagnosed with this horrible disease in the first place.

Studies have previously shown that women who have their first child before the age of 25 have lower rates of breast cancer than those who have them later or not at all. In this day and age when more and more of us who want to become mothers are delaying childbearing until our late 20s, 30s and even 40s, that is concerning. So what can you do to combat your increased risk if you choose to have children but not until you are older than 25? Breastfeed your baby!

New studies show that women who have breastfed their children, even those who gave birth after the age of 25, have no higher risk of being diagnosed with breast cancer than those who gave birth before 25. Essentially, breastfeeding cancels out the increased risk of those who choose to give birth later in life. And not only that, it is effective in fighting against the more aggressive non-hormonal-responsive cancers as well as the hormonal types, which was previously unknown before these recent studies.

So let’s hear it for breastfeeding — not only does it offer optimal nutrition and immunity protection for babies, it helps mothers stick around longer to see those babies grow up. It really is, as we call it in my house, Mama’s Magical Milk.

Think pink when you decide what to give your baby to drink.

Honey, your vagina does NOT need a mint

NS October 4th, 2008

Anyone who has watched Sex and the City (the tv series, not the film) will probably remember a quote by Samantha that goes: “Honey, your vagina needs a mint.” I laughed at the time, sure. Who wouldn’t? It’s preposterous, the idea of a vagina needing a mint. It’s a joke. Hahahahaha. Right?

Well, I’m here to tell you that a vagina (mine, yours, anyone’s) most emphatically does NOT need a mint. In fact, any shower gels scented or made with the freshening herb are to go nowhere near your most delicate lady parts. Especially (ESPECIALLY) if those lady parts just endured the trauma of childbirth and stitches a mere two weeks ago. Unless you enjoy burning, tingling sensations down yonder, that is. I’ve never been taken in by the douche industry as I don’t sit around pondering the sell-by-date of my genitalia and I’m not worried enough about freshness issues that I would willingly endure another bout with TNH’s Mint and Tea Tree body wash. I will never again be so naive as to assume that all unisex shower gels are created equally and have been thoroughly thought through (what an alliteration!) and tested by both male and female manufacturing execs.

You have been warned.

No more Nazis, please

NS September 17th, 2008

This is a Public Service Announcement.

Calling anyone with a strict set of guidelines and rules, or someone who is very passionate about a cause a ‘Nazi’ is a) lazy b) insulting to those who really did suffer under the Nazi regime and c) contextually incorrect. It’s not clever, it’s not cool and is perpetuating the use of a cliched phrase that needs to be laid to rest. If you can’t think of anything else to call someone besides a Nazi, even if it’s “spelling Nazi” or something equally ‘tame’, I suggest you invest in a thesaurus or refrain from speaking until your brain catches up with your mouth.

*Note: My use of ‘femiNazi’ (a common insult hurled at feminists) in one of the categories of this blog is meant to highlight the stupidity and childishness of the term, not promote it

Chopping down trees in the dark

NS July 3rd, 2008

(aka ‘A Guide To Trimming Your Pubic Hair While Pregnant)

Step 1: Give husband/partner/rude stranger at swimming pool a slap when they mention the forest down below

Step 2: After indignation wears off, grab a hand mirror and have a look for yourself

Step 3: Pick self up off floor and splash cold water onto face

Step 4: Gather necessary tools for weeding/pruning/edging and lock bathroom door

Step 5: Put ‘Welcome To The Jungle’ on the stereo

Step 6:
With a grimace and a prayer and the aid of a hand mirror, attempt to weed-whack your way through to a recognisable surface

Step 7: Realise the hand mirror is bloody useless and glare at the protruding belly blocking your view

Step 8: Blindly grasp little tufts of hair between two fingers and try to cut by ‘feel’

Step 9: Come perilously close to nicking most delicate parts with sharp little scissors and decide that’s enough

Step 10: Lather up bikini line and grip lady razor in dominant hand; use other hand in a futile attempt to push belly aside for better view

Step 11: Using edges of bath and all available grips, contort self into strange positions for the shaving portion of the event

Step 12: Swear, mutter and think murderous thoughts of everyone who is non-pregnant

Step 13: Nearly slip and envision the headlines after your death: “Hairy, knocked-up idiot falls to death in shower”

Step 14: Wash the shaving cream away, put the razor away and dry off

Step 15: Inform husband/partner/stranger at pool that natural is in now and that if they mention it again you will serve them placenta stew without their knowledge

Step 16: Go eat chocolate cake

The elephant in the room: McCain and gay marriage

NS May 27th, 2008

I love that Ellen asked Senator John McCain so directly and eloquently why her relationship shouldn’t ‘count’ as much as his. It takes guts and grace to calmly address someone who is actively working to prevent or take away your fundamental right to life, love and happiness. Way to go, Ellen!

Consider this a public service reminder to vote Democrat in November, whomever that may be. We’ve had enough of the old, white elephants in the room.

via Feministe

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