NS June 24th, 2007

I am a work-at-home mum to two children (The Noble Child (TNC), my daughter; and The Noble Baby (TNB), my son) and wife to a wonderful husband. I am an American expat living in London. I am an atheist, feminist and humorist. I am not, however, a ventriloquist or a sado-masochist. I dislike doves on wedding stationery and orange juice with pulp. I couldn’t live without red wine or books. I think a crocodile would kick a tiger’s ass in a fight. My favourite colours are purple and grey. I am an extrovert with hermit tendencies who is equally at ease in a large group or at home alone. I could live on pickles, popcorn and cereal. I have visited 9% of the world. My right eye squeaks. I curse when I’m angry.

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