@Dad Who Writes – Okay, that really IS a cringeworthy moment. Eek!

@Insomniac Mummy – I suppose I *should* learn but I’ll probably carry on doing it. It’s just too much fun!

@adam – Oh, how funny! I’m sure it made most people in church laugh.

@Worcester Park – Of course you do, you don’t have children.

@the bad aunt – Yes, well. I blame my mother then. Ha!

@April – Oh dear, yours too? I must say though, they didn’t seem to be seething disapproval. In fact, I’ve had more horrible experiences with disapproving looks and comments in Sainsbury’s than in Waitrose.

@andrea – Being an auntie has softened you, obviously. And, I’m working on the Tom Brady thing.

@Snafflesmummy – “Have a word with yourself” — that is hilarious!

@Irene – I’m afraid it’s a lost cause. My mouth works faster than my brain.

@A Free Man – What, did you expect me to mingle with the commoners at Morrisons or Co-op?! Waitrose is the nearest shop between TNC’s nursery school and my house so it’s my defacto shop when I’m not driving. Can’t save the environment AND the pocketbook at the same time.