I’ve tagged you to take part in Recycle Week, hope you join in.

@Tara – I am always precise with the time when it comes before 6.30. Something about the injustice of it makes me pay attention to detail.

@Charlotte – Forget waterboarding, the military should be using sleep deprivation and prolonged Tweenie viewing to elicit secrets and confessions from terrorists, traitors and spies. This is why I think mothers would make good soldiers: we’d never crack.

@Signor Dos Empanadas – That mask automatically made me think of “A Clockwork Orange.” Not exactly what you want to enter your head when looking at your sleeping child. Plus, it needs some duct tape for the mouth. Kidding!!

@Iota – Glad to know I’m not alone in doing that.

@Boozle Box – Yes, you’re right, I hate when people say that to me. Thanks for restraining yourself! And thanks for dropping by, it was great to meet you on Sunday.

@Tabitha – Thanks doll!

@A Free Man – I think Boy Z is just putting you in training for the broken nights when baby number two arrives. Sympathies, my friend.

@Strawberry – I can see that *this* is how you get your children to sleep until 9 or 10am now. Why didn’t you tell me that it was down to blackout blinds?! Will get myself to a shop post haste.