Archive for June 16th, 2009

Dawnfall

NS June 16th, 2009

Things I have said or thought since being awakened by The Noble Baby at 4.28 this morning, followed an hour later by his sister:

  • No
  • No no nooooo
  • What the…?!
  • Holy god, what time is it?
  • Oh, hello Mr Sun. Did you not get the memo? It’s 4.30AM.
  • Really, you need to leave.
  • Child, I will get to you in a minute
  • Okay, okay
  • (A half hour later) Honey, wake up. I’ve served my sentence. Your turn
  • Oh for god’s sake, can’t you go to the toilet by yourself, TNC? It’s 5.30. Go back to bed
  • Okay, I’m up. Jesus!
  • My life sucks (cue repentent tears for ever having children)
  • I am in hell
  • How strong can I make this coffee before I risk cardiac arrest?
  • Leave the cat alone, TNC, or so help me god…
  • There ya go (tossing TNC the Cheerio box and TNB a cracker)
  • Ugh, I hate the Teletubbies
  • And the Tweenies, they’re rubbish
  • What did I do to deserve this?
  • I’m getting blackout blinds sewn onto the windows, stat
  • Better yet, just take out the windows. We’ll live like cave people
  • Is it too early to start drinking? People are still in clubs dancing out there!
  • Only 13 hours to go…woo!
  • Good things these kids are cute. Otherwise there’d be trouble