Depravity with dolls
NS May 23rd, 2009
If you thought we’d made some progress on normalizing breastfeeding and that, really, us lactivists get our knickers in a twist over nothing, then what does one say to this?
I am at a loss for words, frankly, so I’ll have to let others do the explaining.
Needless to say, my daughter has exhibited the exact same “disgusting” and “depraved” behaviour with her dolls and will, according to some people, surely end up mentally scarred and socially outcast as a result of being witness to the filth of seeing me nurse her brother. Insert heavy sigh and massive eye roll here.
Nothing makes me laugh more than people shielding children’s eyes from breastfeeding, saying that they shouldn’t see ‘that’. Kids are the only ones who aren’t bothered by it and understand that it’s totally normal, it seems! Talk about needless sexualization…pushing your boobie hangups onto impressionable young children who hadn’t even thought of breasts as sexual until a hand was clapped over their eyes amid shouts of “zOmg!!1!! The children might see babies being fed with men’s and ad agencies’ playthings! Quick, throw a blanket over that woman and her dirty jezebel udders!”
Seriously folks, your ignorance is astoundingly embarrassing. Give it a rest already, or else I might have to squirt milk in your eye. And we all know that if breastmilk touches human retinas it renders you completely and permanently blind within seconds, such is the power of its destructiveness. Mmwaahahahahaha!
Long live depravity.
