Sod’s Law

NS December 2nd, 2008

Yesterday I threw away a small mesh sieve because it’s too small for cooking and I don’t have anywhere to store it, nor a use for it. So after sitting in my daughter’s room under her cot for almost three months, out it went.

This evening, as I gave both my children a bath at the same time, by myself (which is the first time I’d done it), I found myself feeling all smug and like, hell yeah, I’m a kick-ass mom, look at me bathing the toddler while holding the baby and even managing to sneak in a few sentences from the newspaper every once in awhile. And then it happened. TNC stopped splashing and suddenly lay very still. Her face went a bit red and then I heard “Uh oh.” The pit in my stomach opened up and I said as I crept cautiously nearer, “What did you do?” The answer was floating before me.

In what screwed up universe does one throw away a sieve that they could find no use for and, until very recently, resided mere feet away from the bathroom, and then have a scooping emergency in which said sieve would’ve proved invaluable?

Two years and eight months of being a mother and the curveballs just keep on comin’. This job isn’t for weak-stomached wimps, that’s for sure.

This post is dedicated to my sister, Andrea, who will be gagging as she reads this and hoping that I don’t ask for her help at bathtime when she’s here visiting in two weeks.

6 Responses to “Sod’s Law”

  1. jen says:

    “scooping emergency”… more like pooping emergency! :)

  2. the bad aunt says:

    Maybe you should patent this mini pooper scooper and sell it in the childrens section at the chain stores. Even if people don’t buy it for real use, I am sure they will buy it as a “gag”. Yes, a pun intended!

  3. andrea says:

    (gagging) gross. GROSS. i hope you know that i would be scooping up both kids (not the poo) and running screaming into the other room, leaving the floating mass for you to clean up. i’m a good aunt, but i’m not bringing a biohazard suit to london with me!

  4. Discretion forbids that I tell any stories from personal experience but suffice to say your post made me chuckle….. rather a lot…. :D

  5. NS says:

    Jen — You said it, not me. ;)

    the bad aunt — I think you’re onto something there.

    andrea — I would expect nothing less.

    Brinkster — Ah, see, I have no discretion. My kids are going to looooove me. :D

  6. Liz says:

    Oh my gosh. I laughed out loud at this post.