Sod’s Law
NS December 2nd, 2008
Yesterday I threw away a small mesh sieve because it’s too small for cooking and I don’t have anywhere to store it, nor a use for it. So after sitting in my daughter’s room under her cot for almost three months, out it went.
This evening, as I gave both my children a bath at the same time, by myself (which is the first time I’d done it), I found myself feeling all smug and like, hell yeah, I’m a kick-ass mom, look at me bathing the toddler while holding the baby and even managing to sneak in a few sentences from the newspaper every once in awhile. And then it happened. TNC stopped splashing and suddenly lay very still. Her face went a bit red and then I heard “Uh oh.” The pit in my stomach opened up and I said as I crept cautiously nearer, “What did you do?” The answer was floating before me.
In what screwed up universe does one throw away a sieve that they could find no use for and, until very recently, resided mere feet away from the bathroom, and then have a scooping emergency in which said sieve would’ve proved invaluable?
Two years and eight months of being a mother and the curveballs just keep on comin’. This job isn’t for weak-stomached wimps, that’s for sure.
This post is dedicated to my sister, Andrea, who will be gagging as she reads this and hoping that I don’t ask for her help at bathtime when she’s here visiting in two weeks.
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“scooping emergency”… more like pooping emergency!
Maybe you should patent this mini pooper scooper and sell it in the childrens section at the chain stores. Even if people don’t buy it for real use, I am sure they will buy it as a “gag”. Yes, a pun intended!
(gagging) gross. GROSS. i hope you know that i would be scooping up both kids (not the poo) and running screaming into the other room, leaving the floating mass for you to clean up. i’m a good aunt, but i’m not bringing a biohazard suit to london with me!
Discretion forbids that I tell any stories from personal experience but suffice to say your post made me chuckle….. rather a lot….
Jen — You said it, not me.
the bad aunt — I think you’re onto something there.
andrea — I would expect nothing less.
Brinkster — Ah, see, I have no discretion. My kids are going to looooove me.
Oh my gosh. I laughed out loud at this post.