Kinky keywords (or ‘How to get weirdos and perverts to your site’)

NS October 30th, 2008

Let me give you a piece of advice, fellow bloggers. If you don’t want to see search terms like ‘raped in white keds’ or ‘woman enjoying gangbang’ or ‘braless pregnant’ on your stats analysis page, then don’t write posts with any of those words in the title, like I have.

Here are the top entries from recent weeks:

noble savage
honey, vagina
human oddities
tom brady is a bitch (one of my personal favourites)
pregnancy snot
savage feminist (you got that right, mister!)
braless blogs
afghan-russian war
hot head heachache tumor
please make myself a doll that definitely looks like me (huh?)
thanksgiving day baby
heaving while pregnant
tim henman dorky fist pump (this made my day)
noble savages in movies
women who do gangbangs
braless t-shirt
vagina mint
how to decorate a half wall
sexy cartoon (what am I, Jessica Rabbit?)

I can’t wait to see what I get for including ‘kinky’, ‘weirdos’ and ‘perverts’…

3 Responses to “Kinky keywords (or ‘How to get weirdos and perverts to your site’)”

  1. emms says:

    LOL!! I love ‘how to decorate a half wall’…

    Some of mine are:
    cloud vampire
    date zen
    moonie events…

    I love the web!

  2. A Free Man says:

    “vagina mint”? really?

    Mine are slightly less, exotic. My favorite for the day: “unbiased presidential election 2008″

    Ain’t gonna find that on my site, my friend.

  3. Dude, I wrote a post that discussed my affection for Kerri Walsh, the Olympic Gold winning volleyball player. Well, suffice to say to this day my site is found most by people who searched doing the most horrific and bizarre things to Kerri Walsh.