Monday Meme

NS August 4th, 2008

I’ve seen this in a few places, most recently at Everything in Between. It’s Monday and I have no energy so it’s much needed.

1. My uncle once: donated his kidney to his friends’ child

2. Never in my life: would I cheat in a game

3. When I was five: I told my kindergarten teacher that my mother was in a full body cast because I liked the way she said ‘Awww’ when someone got hurt or was sick

4. High school was: pretty good

5. I will never forget: the smell of stables from my riding days

6. Once I met: the cast of The Phantom of the Opera in New York

7. There’s this girl I know: who can down a beer faster than any man I’ve ever met

8. Once, at a bar: I threw a drink in someone’s face and then slapped him. It felt so good

9. By noon, I’m usually: eating lunch

10. Last night: I ate a delicious chili that my husband made

11. If only I had: more motivation

12. Next time I go to church: I’ll probably be in the casket

13. What worries me most: finances

14. When I turn my head left I see: stairs

15. When I turn my head right I see: books

16. You know I’m lying when: I get all irritated at the suggestion that I might be lying

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the toys

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Nurse from Romeo and Juliet

19. By this time next year: I will be able to drink margaritas again

20. A better name for me would be: I love my name and wouldn’t ever change it

21. I have a hard time understanding: people who don’t question the status quo

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: never skip class. Okay, only rarely

23. You know I like you if: I laugh a lot

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my mother

25. Take my advice, never: down a Belfast Car Bomb (a shot of whiskey dropped in a half pint of Guinness with a measure of Bailey’s on top) when you’re already drunk

26. My ideal breakfast is: French toast and bacon with coffee and juice

27. A song I love but do not have is: Landslide by Fleetwood Mac

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: turn around and leave immediately

29. Why won’t people: stop being such immature asses about breastfeeding in public

30. If you spend a night at my house: I will make you breakfast in the morning

31. I’d stop my wedding for: a heart attack

32. The world could do without: misogyny

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: join a sorority

34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: my daughter

35. Paper clips are more useful than: tacs

36. If I do anything well it’s:
making lists

37. And by the way: I just polished off the majority of a tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream

8 Responses to “Monday Meme”

  1. Zoesmom says:

    I like this one and love your answers!

    I have the same favorite breakfast and feel the same about sororities.

    What’s your fav Ben & Jerry’s flavor?

  2. NS says:

    Hmm, favourite Ben & Jerry’s flavour…that’s a hard one! When I worked there in college it was Chocolate Fudge Brownie until Chubby Hubby came out and then that became my fav. It still is but they don’t sell it in the UK so I never get to eat it. Meh! Out of the limited selection of UK flavours, my fav is Fossil Fuel (‘cream’ ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces and chocolate dinosaurs).

    What’s yours?

  3. Abby says:

    Have you tried the ice cream here in the black sort of square containers? Not very helpful…I’ll memorise the name the next time I buy some and tell you. It is so so good.

    Thanks for the meme, I’m stealing it :)

  4. andrea says:

    oooh, my fave ben & jerry’s is for sure the dublin mudslide. irish cream ice cream, coffee swirls and fudge pieces. it doesn’t get any better. :)

  5. Lyn says:

    Hey, we’re still here in your hometown!

  6. emms says:

    Nurse….yes I can see it! :o )

    An a’ speak any thing against me, I’ll take him
    down, an a’ were lustier than he is, and twenty such
    Jacks; and if I cannot, I’ll find those that shall.
    Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am
    none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand by
    too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure?

  7. Courtney says:

    Your uncle is so much better than my uncle!

  8. Zoesmom says:

    I was a Chubby Hubby lover too, but I think they discontinued it because I can’t find it here in the States either. A number of my favorite flavors have been discontinued actually. But my enduring favorite is Cherry Garcia.