Monday Meme
NS August 4th, 2008
I’ve seen this in a few places, most recently at Everything in Between. It’s Monday and I have no energy so it’s much needed.
1. My uncle once: donated his kidney to his friends’ child
2. Never in my life: would I cheat in a game
3. When I was five: I told my kindergarten teacher that my mother was in a full body cast because I liked the way she said ‘Awww’ when someone got hurt or was sick
4. High school was: pretty good
5. I will never forget: the smell of stables from my riding days
6. Once I met: the cast of The Phantom of the Opera in New York
7. There’s this girl I know: who can down a beer faster than any man I’ve ever met
8. Once, at a bar: I threw a drink in someone’s face and then slapped him. It felt so good
9. By noon, I’m usually: eating lunch
10. Last night: I ate a delicious chili that my husband made
11. If only I had: more motivation
12. Next time I go to church: I’ll probably be in the casket
13. What worries me most: finances
14. When I turn my head left I see: stairs
15. When I turn my head right I see: books
16. You know I’m lying when: I get all irritated at the suggestion that I might be lying
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the toys
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Nurse from Romeo and Juliet
19. By this time next year: I will be able to drink margaritas again
20. A better name for me would be: I love my name and wouldn’t ever change it
21. I have a hard time understanding: people who don’t question the status quo
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: never skip class. Okay, only rarely
23. You know I like you if: I laugh a lot
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my mother
25. Take my advice, never: down a Belfast Car Bomb (a shot of whiskey dropped in a half pint of Guinness with a measure of Bailey’s on top) when you’re already drunk
26. My ideal breakfast is: French toast and bacon with coffee and juice
27. A song I love but do not have is: Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: turn around and leave immediately
29. Why won’t people: stop being such immature asses about breastfeeding in public
30. If you spend a night at my house: I will make you breakfast in the morning
31. I’d stop my wedding for: a heart attack
32. The world could do without: misogyny
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: join a sorority
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: my daughter
35. Paper clips are more useful than: tacs
36. If I do anything well it’s: making lists
37. And by the way: I just polished off the majority of a tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
