NS December 4th, 2007

I’ve never done one of those ‘look at the Google search terms that led these freaks to my blog’ post before but today’s listing contained some good ‘uns and I just had to share. In no particular order:

• Tom Brady is a bitch (enough said)
• women noble savage (I have a feeling that may have been a search for some kinky S&M)
• noble savage blog
• flying pigs tattooes (WTF?)
•  semantics of feminism
• how to put Christmas lights around windows
• my career got affected by being the middle child (Middle children are supposed to be used to being ignored. Get over yourself)
• noble savage fashion (That’s an oxymoron if ever I heard one!)
• my grandfather sweat cock video clips (This person needs help. Seriously)
• fuck Sudan (how does one fuck a nation state? Interesting)
• what would a noble eat for dinner (Whatever the servants put in front of him, that’s what)
• i want my money back you bitch (Me too, bitch! God, what a bitch. Money grubbing whore)
• my toddler doesn’t like nappy changes
• child ran into a counter very hard
• child falling
• child swallowing hair clips (Do you see a theme here? I’m glad that my blog is No.1 for child accident stories. It warms my heart)
• valerie bertinelli stabbing knife psycho lifetime movie (My favourite)

And there we have it. A nice little selection of porn, consumer anger, decorating tips, child accidents in the home, feminist rage, sports trash-talking and career advice. Isn’t that me all over?

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