http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/ Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:50:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/comment-page-1/#comment-802 NS Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:48:01 +0000 http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/#comment-802 Whoa, that is *quite* a shopping list there, Kelly. The motor oil is the icing on the cake. Lisa, if I had bought an apron and some peroxide as well, I'm sure some kind of Homeland Security trapdoor would've opened and I would be on a slip-n'slide on my way to Gitmo right now. Whoa, that is *quite* a shopping list there, Kelly. The motor oil is the icing on the cake. Lisa, if I had bought an apron and some peroxide as well, I’m sure some kind of Homeland Security trapdoor would’ve opened and I would be on a slip-n’slide on my way to Gitmo right now.

]]> http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/comment-page-1/#comment-790 Kelly O Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:45:58 +0000 http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/#comment-790 I was dating a mechanic once who had to make a late-night run for condoms, a tooth brush, whipped cream (for the pumpkin pie after dinner), and motor oil (for changing my oil the next day). Hoo.... I was dating a mechanic once who had to make a late-night run for condoms, a tooth brush, whipped cream (for the pumpkin pie after dinner), and motor oil (for changing my oil the next day). Hoo….

]]> http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/comment-page-1/#comment-787 Lisa Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:13:16 +0000 http://noblesavage.me.uk/2007/11/11/joke-fodder-for-the-store-clerk/#comment-787 Haha. That was exactly what I was going to say. Throw in an apron, and you're golden. Haha. That was exactly what I was going to say. Throw in an apron, and you’re golden.

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