Joke fodder for the store clerk

NS November 11th, 2007

I forgot a few things at the shops when I was there earlier today so I jotted down a list this evening for when I go back tomorrow morning. The three items were:

  • twist ties (for the bin bags)
  • butter (for my popcorn tomorrow night)
  • yellow rubber gloves (to wear while cleaning the oven)

That sounds like a shopping list right out of an S&M manual, doesn’t it? If I’d added a feather duster I would definitely end up on some kind of watch list. I think I’ll clean the oven another day. Any excuse, you know.

**Whew! Nearly didn’t get this post in before midnight. I was watching a movie and just completely forgot. That was close!

3 Responses to “Joke fodder for the store clerk”

  1. Lisa says:
    11 November 2007 at 2:13 am

    Haha. That was exactly what I was going to say. Throw in an apron, and you’re golden.

  2. Kelly O says:
    12 November 2007 at 4:45 pm

    I was dating a mechanic once who had to make a late-night run for condoms, a tooth brush, whipped cream (for the pumpkin pie after dinner), and motor oil (for changing my oil the next day). Hoo….

  3. NS says:
    13 November 2007 at 9:48 am

    Whoa, that is *quite* a shopping list there, Kelly. The motor oil is the icing on the cake. Lisa, if I had bought an apron and some peroxide as well, I’m sure some kind of Homeland Security trapdoor would’ve opened and I would be on a slip-n’slide on my way to Gitmo right now.