Tom Brady is a bitch
NS November 4th, 2007
Tonight, I am dining with my enemy and I’m looking forward to it very much.
No, Ann Coulter is not arriving on her broomstick to flip her hair around and make tasteless Jew jokes, it’s Jen and her husband. They are coming over tonight to watch the New England Patriots v Indianapolis Colts game with us. We will drink beer and eat chili (a new recipe TNH and I are trying out) while we sit tensely perched on the edge of the sofas and watch the players of one team march their way to victory (ruining the other’s undefeated season so far), all while talking a whole lot of smack.
You see, Jen is a die-hard Pats fan and we are equally-as-die-hard Colts fans. J (Jen’s hubby) is sort of a fan by default so while he has to support the Pats to be loyal to his wife, I think if I could get him alone in the kitchen for a few minutes and ply him with booze and cigarettes, I could get him to secretly root for us too.
That sound you just heard was Jen’s head exploding in indignation.
This is going to be fun.
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I just read Marvin Harrison might not play
Should be a good game!
although there have been many comparisons between peyton and brady, here are some points i heard on espn today (yes, while at bw3 eating wings and watching iu basketball’s first exhibition game of the year) that outline some of the ways they (or their teams) are not all that similar….
- peyton manning focuses on scoring on the field, tom brady likes to score off the field
- the colts coach dresses like a hometown guy, the pats coach dresses like a homeless guy
- peyton manning’s home videos are full of family, tom brady’s home videos are full of shots from the jets playbook
….and the list goes on but i won’t take up time repeating it all here – it’s time to go to the bar!!
GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!
go colts! however, i would add one more to andrea’s list and you all agree, though you wouldn’t dare say it. who would you rather, manning or brady? you know the answer. but still… GO COLTS!
(written at half time)
To my surprise, it actually seems like a good game! You guys may be a worthy opponent yet!
Go Pats!!
(p.s. when the chips are down–Manning whines, Brady shines
. Seriously–good luck next half! The best team will win this one.)
andrea (and Andrea!) — that is some funny shit, I love it.
Sarah — it is most certainly a good game; these are the two greatest teams in football right now, after all! you guys are looking good too, there’s just no way to tell right now who’s going to walk away from it the winner. Can’t wait to see what happens…
oh! colts just intercepted. bye bye brady. you can come on over here, though
GO COLTS!
ugh. this game is irritating me. your friend jen better be keeping her smugness to herself. gah.
OMG, that game was painful. I feel like that is the best Manning-era Colts team I’ve seen. Totally balanced on both sides of the ball. You guys totally outplayed us for most of the game. It will be a great showdown in January–especially if your guys stay healthy. Great game, both teams are incredible. Good luck with the rest of your season.
lol only Brady can score both on and off the field :p well unless its with an Olsen, then he seems to be the only guy that cant heeheh. Started to watch it but it kept cutting out grrrr hopefully highlights will be on 5US or something tonight. Hubby is an expat (actually i think thats where i got your blog addy from) and die hard Pats fan so he is one happy bunny atm! as a Bolton Wanderers fan, i have to have some victories to focus on coz i sure aint gettin any of my own around here.
youre doing well will your post a day hun keep it up! hows your list going??
Good game, it was. Congrats to all the Pats fans. We’ll get ya’ next time though!
Nikki, the list is going well. I will be giving an update in the next couple days. Thanks for asking!
Oh crap. I am not sure we are allowed to be friends anymore.
I grew up in Baltimore.