Worst alarm clock ever
NS October 24th, 2007
Seventeen months of breastfeeding a child who got her first teeth at 3 months and acquired the rest at an alarming pace (Noble Child has a full set of baby teeth now, including all her molars, at 18 months) and never once was I bitten.
This morning, crawling all over me in bed while I was trying to wake up, and six weeks since she weaned herself, she reached over and bit my nipple. And drew blood. MOTHER****!!!
I have a little piece of advice for you, NC: never bite the boob that fed you.
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i think i just pee’d myself a bit!
but OUCH!
You are SO funny Amity!
yeah..reminds me of when I was having tooth rubbing issues..i’d be feeding her to bed and i’d suddenly i’d yelp out in total agony….DH came in once and said “ok hun i know you want to breastfeed her till she’s like….12, but maybe it’s time to think about stopping” to which i just got more frusturated and angry….lol
Anyway…yeah it kills!!!
She bit my nose once….I yelled so loud she started crying!
o.u.c.h.
Ouch! that must hurt…
Its a tough job huh, but if you can uphold humor while telling the tale, I’m sure you do it well…
BTW, Hi, Just happened to stumble on your blog by chance, love the masthead….
will link you up for more reads…
E2 bites when she’s teething. It SUCKS. You have my empathy.
dude, whatever. i’m single, and thus slightly jealous. WHAT? is that weird? WHAT?
side note: i’m super excited that i finally made the ‘blogroll’. then again, ‘apostrophe abuse’ is also listed……i’ll take what i can get
i read this post yesterday, but couldn’t comment because both hands immediately flew from the keyboard and covered my boobs in auto protect mode. ouch!!!
adam, apostrophe abuse is fabulous. be glad you’re in good company!