Archive for October 24th, 2007

Worst alarm clock ever

NS October 24th, 2007

Seventeen months of breastfeeding a child who got her first teeth at 3 months and acquired the rest at an alarming pace (Noble Child has a full set of baby teeth now, including all her molars, at 18 months) and never once was I bitten.

This morning, crawling all over me in bed while I was trying to wake up, and six weeks since she weaned herself, she reached over and bit my nipple. And drew blood.  MOTHER****!!!

I have a little piece of advice for you, NC: never bite the boob that fed you.